Conversations with my mom
Me: So Mom, my birthday's coming up....
Mom: What? I'm not getting you anything. Remeber, you made me pre-order your Princess Heart game or whatever on Amazon.
Me: It's Kingdom Hearts.
Me: NOT 'Princess Heart or whatever'.
Me: This is KINGDOM HEARTS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
Me: KINGDOM HEARTS.
Me: Got it Memorized?
Mom: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Me: COMMIT IT
Me: TO MEMORY.
Mom: Ok, Lisa, fine. Kingdom Hearts.
Me: SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
Mom: Lisa, be quiet! I don't want to fight you here. There are people looking.
Me: FIGHT? FIGHT?!
Me: I DON'T NEED A WEAPON, MOM.
Me: MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER.