Conversations with my mom
Me:
So Mom, my birthday's coming up....
Mom:
What? I'm not getting you anything. Remeber, you made me pre-order your Princess Heart game or whatever on Amazon.
Me:
Mom
Me:
Mom
Me:
It's Kingdom Hearts.
Me:
NOT 'Princess Heart or whatever'.
Me:
This is KINGDOM HEARTS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
Me:
KINGDOM HEARTS.
Me:
KINGDOM
Me:
HEARTS.
Me:
Got it Memorized?
Mom:
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Me:
HEY.
Me:
COMMIT IT
Me:
TO MEMORY.
Mom:
Ok, Lisa, fine. Kingdom Hearts.
Me:
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
Mom:
Lisa, be quiet! I don't want to fight you here. There are people looking.
Me:
FIGHT? FIGHT?!
Me:
I DON'T NEED A WEAPON, MOM.
Me:
MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER.
Mom:
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